The Top 9 Most Awkward Moments

Upon the recent news regarding the casting and theme of next year’s American Horror Story vignette, I feel the need address one of the things that makes this show as amazing as it is.

1. Chloe Sevigny Insults the Size of James Cromwell’s *ahem* Nether-regions

2. Lots of Nun Whipping… Lots…

3. Evan Peters Gets an Anal Probing

4. DYLAN MCDERMOTT SUCKS MILK FROM A HOOKER’S BOOB

5. Jessica Lange Tries to be Sexy…. and Succeeds…

6. The Best Solution to Alien Abduction? Polygamy…

 7. Chloe Soon After is Turned into a Monster and Dumped in a Playground

 8. A Lesbian is Forced to Touch a Penis… and Cries

9. Channing Tatum’s Wife Gives Adam Levine a Blow Job While His Arm is Cut Off

 

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